Moral of the story: don’t stick your hand in suspicious places.
Scarlett Johansson wants everyone to know that she still freaks out at the thought of people having seen her naked. According to Scarlett, even though it’s been more than a year since nude photos of herself were leaked online, she still gets paranoid when she is out because she wonders if they’ve seen her naked. Yeah, I feel sorry for Scarlett, but she shouldn’t have taken those nudes in the first place! Everyone leaks everything these days!
Better than her sleeping on my keyboard, I guess.
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Name Jake Fogelnest
Location Los Angeles (en route)
Comedian Jake Fogelnest started a one-man public-access TV show, SQUiRT TV, from his New York City bedroom when he was 14 years old. Two years later, the show moved to MTV, bringing celebrity guests into his bedroom. Jake has written for VH1’s Best Week Ever and regularly contributes to SNL’s “Weekend Update.” He currently hosts two shows on Sirius XM radio. This week, Jake moves to Los Angeles, to pursue his dream of making it big in Los Angeles.
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